The Minister of Common Sense

Welcome to the official site of The Minister of Common Sense. The federal government has commissioned this blog in an attempt to broaden society's appreciation, adoption and practice of common sense in everyday life. Studies have shown that people have increasingly become more and more stupid, and the Minister's task is to correct this trend and improve the efficiencies of society. Given that this epidemic has reached crisis levels, the Minister has been empowered with the ability to push the button on those who won't (or can't) comply.

A special message from The Minister of Common Sense:

"It is my privilege to lead this new initiative. I hope that this blog will educate people, allow them to correct idiocy in their lives, improve the progress of society, and make life better for those of us who are already intelligent. For those who find themselves incapable of conforming, they should remove themselves from society, or I will have to push the button on them."